As you probably know, Kristen Stewart was recently involved in a good old-fashioned cheating scandal. It’s been all over the news (even the respectable news), and a ton of people really seem to care about it. Unfortunately, this article isn’t about that. Sorry.

If you are still with us, what we do have for you is a new trailer for On the Road, an adaptation of the Jack Kerouac novel of the same name. Stewart stars as Marylou, a 16-year old teen bride who goes on a road trip with her older husband and his friend Sal.

As you’ll see, Stewart dances for about 1 second in the trailer, and in another 1-second segment of the trailer she and the two gents she’s with appear to be naked in the front scene of the car. Somewhat hilariously, those are the only two-seconds talked about in most of the internet write-ups on the trailer.

A lot of people are going to be very disappointed when the film is released and it doesn’t actually turn out to be a hardcore adult movie.