At the Dublin premiere of Oblivion, Tom Cruise talked to fans on the red carpet for a good 90 minutes. That was definitely nice of him, but you know what wouldn’t be so nice? Being the poor fellow who had to follow him around with a
portable Xenu zapper portable heater the whole time:
Reddit notices everything, and soon portable heater guy became the latest internet meme, with the best image coming out of it undoubtedly being this:
On the plus side, at least he got to wear that fancy ‘STAFF’ badge around his neck. You might say that his career is really heating up.