Every character that Denzel Washington has ever played has one thing in common: They all guarantee things.
From the dwarf-tossing to the insect-eating to the 30 seconds of chest-thumping, the trailer is just- well...odd.
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I honestly don't think I've seen a worse movie since 'Sex and the City 2'.
All three songs compliment Baz Luhrmann's exuberant 1920s New York imagery just about perfectly.
Rather than burst into the ol' "You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!" routine that anyone can do, DiCaprio ...
It may not be quite as good as 'Inglourious Basterds', but it's close enough.
If the movie is a complete disaster, the new trailer does a good job of hiding it.