I don’t know what’s more depressing—the fact that Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen have been reduced to appearing in Scary Movie 5, or the fact that Scary Movie 5 is now something exists, and that there are actually people out there willing to pay $15 to see it.

Like the similarly abysmal-looking 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity, Scary Movie 5 mostly seems to parody the Paranormal Activity series. But since Paranormal Activity references will only take you so far, the movie also throws in a couple of references to Inception and Black Swan (which would have been topical had the movie been released two years ago) for variety’s sake.