Look like somebody's been practicing her stripping.
That's right - topless with a horse.
At the end of the day this might lead to Star Wars-overkill, but one's thing's for sure: Disney is going to make a ton ...
It looks like a shady financial adviser absconded with Paul Hogan's money.
"Yeah. Isn't that crazy?"
That's right, Tom Cruise needs a personal heater guy.
One man really, really wanted to see an explosion from the trailer.